People share absurd brand rumors from @davidprotein

The video features a rapid-fire montage of various individuals sharing increasingly absurd and contradictory rumors they've heard about a product brand named 'David.' Each person speaks directly to the camera in a different setting, contributing to a satirical, gossip-like narrative. The video concludes by revealing that the rumors are false and stating a single, simple fact about the product: its calorie count.

Creator: @davidprotein on Instagram

Transcript

Do I even begin to explain, David? I heard the CEO named the company after himself. I heard they put Ozempic inside their bars. I heard they're banned from Whole Foods for having too much protein. I heard that the CEO is a huge I heard that their next product is going to be a low calorie chicken sauce. I heard their ice cream is made from cows that only listen to Joe Rogan. I heard their bars make you fat as

Topics: Brand Marketing, CPG, Satire

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