Skit parodying NBA GM decisions from @nick.knows.ball

Name: Skit parodying NBA GM decisions from @nick.knows.ball
Uploaded: 2026-02-06T21:18:42.000Z
Channel: nick.knows.ball
Description: The creator performs a satirical skit portraying an NBA General Manager during the 2016 free agency period. He first expresses boredom, then has a mock epiphany to overpay undeserving players, and proceeds to act out several phone calls with different players, offering them massive contracts for absurd reasons.

The creator performs a satirical skit portraying an NBA General Manager during the 2016 free agency period. He first expresses boredom, then has a mock epiphany to overpay undeserving players, and proceeds to act out several phone calls with different players, offering them massive contracts for absurd reasons.

Creator: @nick.knows.ball on Instagram

Transcript

Rank, I'm bored. Wait a second. Why don't I give a $120,000,000 to someone who simply doesn't deserve it? Nick Batum, how we doing, buddy? No, Jared Dudley, pick a number from 1 to 2 for me. Pick again. Good job, buddy. Here's $30,000,000 So let me get this straight. You're saying we got money to spend and plenty of stars on the board, Okay. Yeah, I know my first call. Yo, Ken Bazemore. I got some good news for you.

Topics: Basketball, Comedy, Satire, Sports

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