Satirical NBA GM phone calls from @nick.knows.ball

Name: Satirical NBA GM phone calls from @nick.knows.ball
Uploaded: 2026-01-19T03:57:04.000Z
Channel: nick.knows.ball
Description: The creator performs a comedic skit impersonating an NBA general manager during the 2016 free agency period. He makes a series of phone calls to different players like Chandler Parsons, Timofey Mozgov, and Ian Mahinmi, offering them absurdly large contracts based on flawed logic, satirizing the infamous spending spree that occurred that summer.

The creator performs a comedic skit impersonating an NBA general manager during the 2016 free agency period. He makes a series of phone calls to different players like Chandler Parsons, Timofey Mozgov, and Ian Mahinmi, offering them absurdly large contracts based on flawed logic, satirizing the infamous spending spree that occurred that summer.

Creator: @nick.knows.ball on Instagram

Transcript

You're saying we have $75,000,000 to spend and plenty of stars to choose from, Okay. Yeah, I know just tier guy. Alan Rank, how you doing buddy? I'm good, I'm good. Chandler Parsons will give you $94,000,000 for four years as long as you agree to one condition. Bad. Do absolutely nothing for us. Khimov A. Mosgov confirmed me one thing. Did you or did you not average six and four during the last year? You did. What do you think about us putting those two numbers together and giving you a 64,000,0

Topics: Basketball, Comedy, Satire, Sports

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