Absurd basketball coach instructions skit from @nick.knows.ball

Name: Absurd basketball coach instructions skit from @nick.knows.ball
Uploaded: 2026-01-02T21:47:02.000Z
Channel: nick.knows.ball
Description: The creator performs a comedic skit from the point of view of a basketball role player receiving instructions from a coach. He alternates between a normal voice and a deep, dramatic 'coach' voice, giving a series of absurd and dangerous assignments against famous NBA players like Ron Artest, Joe Johnson, and Shaquille O'Neal.

The creator performs a comedic skit from the point of view of a basketball role player receiving instructions from a coach. He alternates between a normal voice and a deep, dramatic 'coach' voice, giving a series of absurd and dangerous assignments against famous NBA players like Ron Artest, Joe Johnson, and Shaquille O'Neal.

Creator: @nick.knows.ball on Instagram

Transcript

Winning the mental battle against us. Hey, you. Get off the bench and get in the game. Go start a fight with Ron Artest. Hey. It's your time to shine. Go get in the game. We're putting you on an island with Joe Johnson for the entire fourth quarter. Go get him, champ. Hey, get off the bench. You're getting some playing time, pal. We need you to take this charge on Prime Shack. Have fun, buddy.

Topics: Basketball, Comedy, Satire

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