Satirical defense of wearing sunglasses indoors from @professorpanache
The speaker, in the persona of a style expert, delivers a satirical monologue arguing in favor of wearing sunglasses indoors. He reframes the practice as a public service to shield others from one's judgment, a necessary tool for privacy in the modern world of bright screens and open offices, and a method for maintaining personal mystery. He extends his humorous justifications to wearing them at night, concluding that it's an act of strategic self-preservation.
Creator: @professorpanache on Instagram
Transcript
So should you wear sunglasses indoors then? Yeah. That'll be a haircut, sir. Ah, yes. Thank you, Rajesh. Now understand this. It's condemned heavily by critics mostly because they themselves rank the bone structure to pull it off. So allow me then to advocate for this noble tradition with the confidence of a man who hasn't seen his own pupils since the doctor Manmohan Singh administration. Worst, understand this. Sunglasses indoors are not a fashion choice. They're a public service. They protect
Topics: Apparel / Fashion, Satire, Accessories, Lifestyle