Satirical rapid-fire dating criteria list from @gstaadguy
The creator, posing as if on a phone call, lists a series of desirable traits in a potential female partner. He presents each trait as a conditional 'if' statement, followed by the approving declaration 'fantastique.' The video cuts between various luxurious and scenic locations as he uses satirical criteria to define an ideal, elegant, and emotionally mature woman, illustrating his points with humorous pop-up images and graphics.
Creator: @gstaadguy on Instagram
Transcript
If she's grown out of her savior complex and wants a partner, not a project, fantastique. If she understands elegance is led with the heart and not with a credit card, fantastique. If she compliments other women behind their backs instead of putting them down, fantastic. If she wears ski clothes on the mountain and not furs or Birkins, fantastic. If she can name more people she likes than people she dislikes, fantastic. If she does not confuse chaos with chemistry, fantastic. If she has more in
Topics: Dating, Relationships, Satire, Lifestyle
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