Runner enters hipster coffee shop. from @bkcoffeeshop
A man in running gear enthusiastically enters a coffee shop late at night, relieved to find it open. He interacts with two judgmental baristas, ordering a sugary drink and explaining his run club's routine, which they mock as "the gentrification circuit." The runner reveals he uses the club to get male attention despite being married, and invites the male barista, who declines with an artistic excuse before the runner lists his many anxieties as the reason he runs. The video ends with the male barista singing a song he created from a grocery list as the runner leaves.
Creator: @bkcoffeeshop on Instagram
Transcript
Oh my good. Perfect. You guys are open. Coffee shops are never open this late. We're only open at night during the winter solstice. Then I need a pick me up for my worse? I'm in a run club. You would be. What can I get you? I will have a white chocolate jelly donut latte with a cup of whole milk and two packs sugar in the roll. Who do you think we are, Ben and Jerry? How about a sunflower seed protein latte with buckwheat milk? Whatever. Just fill it up. Wait. Actually, in here. Do you guys, lik
Topics: Comedy, Satire, Coffee
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