Satirical real estate property tour from @tampa_bre
The creator gives a comedic tour of a house for sale, using the professional setting as a backdrop for a satirical and crude monologue. She discusses her recent marriage, addresses her online stalkers, recounts her mother's dating advice, makes explicit jokes about bodily functions, explains why she doesn't want children by referencing her "bad genes," parodies Forrest Gump on a swing set, and concludes with a sarcastic call to action.
Creator: @tampa_bre on Instagram
Transcript
This house has a ton of Greenland. But unlike Greenland, this house is actually for sale. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, 1,700 square feet. Oh my Thank you. I've been gone for a while because unfortunately, I was getting married. Sorry, neckbeard. You're gonna have to stalk and fantasize about somebody else. I'm really gonna miss you guys stealing the used tampons out of my garbage. If you guys wanna stop by tonight, I'll leave a couple in the bin outside. I'm not bleeding right now, but I'm sur
Topics: Comedy, Real Estate, Satire
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