Skit mocking exclusive tattoo artist from @bkcoffeeshop
In a comedy skit, a woman covered in tattoos enters a shop she believes is for tattoos, only to be told by two baristas that it operates as one only between 2 and 4 AM on Fridays. She proceeds to describe her career as an absurdly exclusive Brooklyn tattoo artist, making increasingly ridiculous claims about her self-taught skills, 3 million followers, apprenticeship under Lil Nas X, and bizarre past work like a Wi-Fi router on a forehead. The baristas sarcastically engage with her, proposing their own absurd tattoo ideas, before ultimately deciding to book an appointment, at which point the artist informs them the waitlist is 25 years long.
Creator: @bkcoffeeshop on Instagram
Transcript
Wait. I'm confused. I thought this was a tattoo shop. Only on Fridays between two and 4AM. I'm a tattoo artist. All these tattoos, I gave them to myself. Even the ones on my back. A tattoo artist in Brooklyn. Groundbreaking. This Brooklyn tattoo artist has 3,000,000 followers. She's so mainstream. I only have five tattoos, which I know that's kind of the bare minimum. I have one. How many of you guys call yourself baristas with these tiny scribbles? This isn't the suburbs. Woah. Are you taking a
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