Satirical expert assesses hipster baristas from @bkcoffeeshop

The creator, Kumail Nanjiani, plays the role of an 'H word barista expert' conducting an annual assessment of two Brooklyn baristas. He tests them on their cultural relevance, judgmental glares, reading material, and self-sabotage techniques. Throughout the satirical inspection, he reveals new, absurd industry standards, such as mandatory therapy to channel rudeness creatively and a 'post-milk' era, before giving them the highest possible score and inviting them to his workshop.

Creator: @bkcoffeeshop on Instagram

Transcript

Hey, guys. It's that time of the year again. I'm here for your hipster barista assessment. No one says hipster anymore. You've passed the first test. Nobody says the h word anymore. I'm sorry. Who are you? How do you not remember me? I'm Kumail Nanjiani, h worse, barista expert. Wow. Your aura is, like, completely different this year. I didn't even recognize you. Yeah. Something seems off. You seem very emotionally regular. Oh, yeah. I've been on a healing journey. I started therapy. Therapy? Bu

Topics: Comedy, Satire, Coffee

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