Satirical advice on curing mental illness from @chloe.longname

Name: Satirical advice on curing mental illness from @chloe.longname
Uploaded: 2025-04-03T20:47:40.000Z
Channel: chloe.longname
Description: The creator satirically announces she has 'cured' her mental illness by deciding to become a robot and eating only prosciutto. She uses a deadpan monologue style to mock wellness culture and share absurd life updates, concluding by showing a small toy figurine that she claims protects her from an 'evil woman.'

The creator satirically announces she has 'cured' her mental illness by deciding to become a robot and eating only prosciutto. She uses a deadpan monologue style to mock wellness culture and share absurd life updates, concluding by showing a small toy figurine that she claims protects her from an 'evil woman.'

Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram

Transcript

Hey, guys. Really good news has befallen me. I have eradicated all mental illness from my mind. Yes. It is possible. I am cured now. I am pure. So if you guys wanna know how to do that, like, all the good illegal therapists have been recommending this method because it's pretty genius. Oh, oh, I'm there's too many scribbles in my mind. Oh, I wanna pull out my hair out. I wanna not shower. No, no, no. I am robot. I am robot. I feel nothing. I feel nothing. Beep boop. Beep boop. I am robot. And I

Topics: Satire, Comedy, Wellness

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