Satirical luxury travel advice vlog from @gstaadguy

The creator satirically advises viewers against renting villas in the South of France due to safety concerns, instead recommending specific luxury hotels or an extravagant commute from Gstaad via private jet.

Creator: @gstaadguy on Instagram

Transcript

Do not rent a villa in the South, a Rank, unless your home floats on water like my better or you're planning on hiring 10 full time guards to keep your home safe. Stay at a hotel because I assure you the added square footage is not worth getting gassed and robbed in your sleep. So when I go to Saint Tropez on land, I, of course, make sure to stay at the Lezerel Chateau de la Messardiere with my olive trees here, outdoor gym best, cinema with a view, tennis courts for me, padel courts for Colton,

Topics: Travel, Lifestyle, Satire

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