Explains automated girlfriend management system from @brodyautomates

The creator explains a complex, satirical automation system he built to manage up to 30 girlfriends simultaneously. He walks through the technical workflow, which includes a database of 'girlfriends,' a 'wife score' calculator based on various metrics, and an AI command center that generates personalized messages and books dates. The system is designed to psychologically manipulate the women by agreeing with everything they say and mimicking their writing style, with the ultimate goal of filling his calendar with dates he can attend at will.

Creator: @brodyautomates on Instagram

Video format

Talking Head Edit

Video outline

  1. State an absurd, hyper-optimized goal
  2. Reveal a complex automated system
  3. Detail the system's 'intelligent' components
  4. Show the system's final, powerful output
  5. Offer the system to the viewer

Hook overview

Make a provocative, exaggerated claim about solving a universal problem through a complex system, promising an almost magical outcome.

Verbal hook

Automation removes the need to talk to a woman entirely, and it does this by training chatbots on how you think and act to always be chatting with them.

Visual hook

A speaker is centered in the frame, looking directly at the camera, while a complex workflow diagram is displayed prominently above his head, immediately signaling a technical and systems-based topic.

Hook strategies

  1. secrets-shortcuts

Payoff

Offer the viewer access to the system or workflow via a simple call to action, converting their fascination into a direct engagement.

Narrative framework

The Absurd System Explainer

Narrative framework logic

Presenting a satirical, overly-engineered, and automated solution to a common human problem, then breaking down its complex components in a logical, step-by-step manner to make the absurd seem plausible and compelling.

Narrative framework breakdown

  • frameworkName: The Absurd System Explainer
  • frameworkType: Standard Narrative
  • coreLogic: Presenting a satirical, overly-engineered, and automated solution to a common human problem, then breaking down its complex components in a logical, step-by-step manner to make the absurd seem plausible and compelling.
  • confidence: 95
  • pendingStatus: created

Topics: Satire, Tech, Dating, Relationships

Concepts: Satirical Expertise, Breakdown, Tutorial / How To

Formats: Talking Head Edit

Elements: B-Roll Cutaway, Text Overlay, Jump Cut

Account types: Personal Brand

Transcript excerpt

Automation removes the need to talk to a woman entirely, and it does this by training chatbots on how you think and act to always be chatting with them. You get an infinite amount of dates that will book your entire calendar, so you can show up to any date at any time you want. Let me explain how this works. So there is a schedule trigger every single morning, and this does a few things. On the top end, it will fetch our girlfriend database. Best we have an Airtable that will keep all of our stored girlfriends. Now this system can have up to 30 girlfriends at a time, and it is intelligent enough not to let the other girlfriends know that there are multiple. Now you technically can have more than 30, but I find when it gets above 30, the system will start to break, break, and it will just send the girl the JSON prompt for how the AI agent is thinking. Next, this goes into an age better, so you can have any minimum and maximum age that you want. This will go into a wife score calculator. This will calculate the wife score based on various different factors, such as responsiveness, schedule flexibility, drama amount, suspicion, moral beliefs, etcetera. This is all rank through the gir

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