Ranting about ex during house tour from @tampa_bre
The creator gives a tour of a $6.1 million beach house in Florida. She begins by showing the exterior and the beach backyard, but quickly pivots the tour into a comedic monologue, using the house's features as metaphors to rant about her cheating ex-boyfriend from ten years ago. As she moves through the kitchen, living areas, bedroom, and bathroom, she recounts various "red flags" she missed, culminating in the final reveal that the biggest red flag was his car, before ending with a call-to-action.
Creator: @tampa_bre on Instagram
Transcript
This house is $6,100,000. Before you say anything, shut the up. The backyard is literally the beach. Four bedrooms, four bathrooms, 3,200 square feet. This home is so Florida that it should come with a lifetime supply of Narcan. I'll be worst. I was born and raised tier, and I rarely ever go to the beach. There's always all this signage up about bacteria in the water. I guess I just never realized how much my ex loved to swim. And my ex has more walls up than this worse, which is crazy because h
Topics: Real Estate, Comedy, Relationships
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