Man reads satirical red flag vows from @benhbader
The creator, playing a character, stands shirtless on a balcony and reads a satirical wedding vow from a piece of paper to his partner, "Victoria," who is off-camera. He comically confesses his "red flag" motivations, including initially wanting a one-night stand, pursuing her friend first, only staying with her because his ex wasn't responding, and ultimately deciding to marry her after learning her dad is a billionaire and seeing a picture of her mom. The video ends with a mock declaration of love, completing the satirical skit.
Creator: @benhbader on TikTok
Transcript
Victoria. Yes. From the moment I met you, I really just wanted to hit. And then I met your friend, and I thought she was hotter, so I pursued her instead. But she rejected me, and I returned back to you, and you welcomed me with open arms. Oh. But even then, I knew you wouldn't give it up easily. So I started taking you on nice dinners, and I I pretended to listen as you talked about your hair or nails or whatever you would talk about. And finally, you gave it up. I was gonna no see that, but my
Topics: Comedy, Satire, Relationships, Dating
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