Parody of self-absorbed friend conversation from @julia.dicesare

Two women have a conversation while walking in a park. One woman attempts to talk about her uncle's recent death, but her self-absorbed friend repeatedly interrupts and pivots the conversation to her own trivial dating problems, ultimately making a flimsy excuse to skip the funeral.

Creator: @julia.dicesare on TikTok

Transcript

Well, my uncle died yesterday. Sweetie, I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I think my sex life died a few weeks ago. He got hit by an Amazon truck. Amazon. They deliver everything better boyfriends. Thanks for my groceries. Rank you good my six foot musician with a great sense of humor. He was teaching himself how to do a kick flip in one of the warehouse parking lots, so they can't even get money for it. I dated a guy who could skate smooth on the sidewalk. Not so smooth in the bedr

Topics: Comedy, Satire, Relationships, Friendship

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