Skit about breakup procrastination excuses from @julia.dicesare
The creator performs a comedic monologue as a character who is planning when to break up with her boyfriend. She goes through a series of increasingly absurd rationalizations and excuses to postpone the breakup, such as waiting until after they see a musical, considering ghosting him after a two-year relationship, minimizing the relationship's significance by comparing it to the age of the Earth, and devising elaborate plans like faking a trip out of the country or pretending to have a near-death epiphany in a hospital.
Creator: @julia.dicesare on TikTok
Transcript
That's just as bad as breaking up with him on his birthday. It's like, oh, I love you. Happy birthday. Rank then the next day, like, oh, actually, I don't love you. It was a joke. I will break up with him next weekend. No. He has tickets for us to see Book of Mormon next weekend. I love musical theater. I feel like I could probably just ghost him. Right? What is two years? That's not that's not even a relationship. That's just, you know, a fling. Google says the Earth is 4,500,000,000 years old.
Topics: Comedy, Relationships, Dating, Satire
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