Comedian's stressful steakhouse date story from @rayjlau
A comedian tells a story about a stressful date at an expensive steakhouse where his girlfriend's friend, a bartender, promised to "get them." He recounts his growing panic over the cost, which climaxes when he spots Jason Derulo at the same restaurant, leading to a hilarious internal crisis about their ability to afford the meal. The story concludes with the bartender only comping the drinks, prompting a final, ironic punchline referencing a Jason Derulo song.
Creator: @rayjlau on Instagram
Transcript
Told me she wanna go to a steakhouse. Okay. But she no I just quit my job. She goes, don't worse. I know a steakhouse. My friend worked there. Don't worry. He's got us. But we just gotta tip him fat. I lean in. I said, how fat? She looked at me, she said, $80. What? I said, does he got us or do we got him? I said, fuck it. Okay. I just won't eat in January, so I was okay. So we go to the steakhouse and her friend's a bartender. And when we and we sit down and the bartender come up to me and he n
Topics: Comedy, Relationships, Pop Culture, Restaurant
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