Absurd self-defense techniques demonstrated from @chrisjereza

Name: Absurd self-defense techniques demonstrated from @chrisjereza
Uploaded: 2026-05-06T17:51:40.000Z
Duration: 20 s
Channel: chrisjereza
Description: The creator demonstrates a series of increasingly absurd and comedic self-defense techniques against an attacker. He first instructs how to disarm an attacker with a firearm by throwing "pocket dice," then how to counter a knife attack with a spatula, and finally begins to demonstrate a defense against a baseball bat before the video cuts off.

The creator demonstrates a series of increasingly absurd and comedic self-defense techniques against an attacker. He first instructs how to disarm an attacker with a firearm by throwing "pocket dice," then how to counter a knife attack with a spatula, and finally begins to demonstrate a defense against a baseball bat before the video cuts off.

Creator: @chrisjereza on Instagram

Transcript

If someone pulls a firearm, you're gonna pocket dice. Unload the weapon, toss it aside. If he switches to his knife, you're gonna get wrist control, spatula, bop bad bop, disarmed. If he comes back with a baseball bat, you're gonna duck under, wait for it, and put.

Topics: Comedy, Satire, Public Safety

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