Absurd reason for dating preference from @chloe.longname
The creator delivers a deadpan, satirical monologue explaining her unconventional dating preference. She begins by stating she would never date a big, tall, strong man, then justifies this by weaving an elaborate and absurd hypothetical story about being kidnapped by an evil emperor and forced into a gladiatorial fight to the death with her partner. She concludes that a shorter or scrawnier man would be easier to defeat, allowing her to survive, kill the emperor, and ultimately become the empress herself.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
As a woman, I would never date a big, tall, strong man because what if you're dating someone and you get kidnapped by an evil emperor and taken and and taken to a coliseum, and you have to fight each other and hand to hand rank combat to the death for the amusement of a crowd, and, of course, the emperor as well. You know? Oh, I'm dating a rank, six foot five, pure muscle, I'm a goner, I stand no chance. But with my short kings by my side or a tall scrawny man, that's that's the only in I need.
Topics: Dating, Comedy, Satire
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