Relatable monologue about repeating mistakes from @couldbaret

Name: Relatable monologue about repeating mistakes from @couldbaret
Uploaded: 2026-02-17T21:45:05.000Z
Channel: couldbaret
Description: The creator performs a comedic monologue, starting with the quote 'I'd never make the same mistake twice' and then immediately contradicting it. He passionately explains his weakness for a past 'mistake,' detailing how easily he would fall back into old habits, and concludes by acting out a smitten reaction to a hypothetical call from them.

The creator performs a comedic monologue, starting with the quote 'I'd never make the same mistake twice' and then immediately contradicting it. He passionately explains his weakness for a past 'mistake,' detailing how easily he would fall back into old habits, and concludes by acting out a smitten reaction to a hypothetical call from them.

Creator: @couldbaret on Instagram

Transcript

I'd never make the same mistake twice. I'd make the same mistake if the same old mistake called me right now. I'd pick up that phone in a heartbeat. I'd make the same mistake till I couldn't even count it anymore. I'd make the same mistakes till the end of time. All it would take for the old mistake would be a high, and it would have me like this. Oh my good. Wow, it's been so long. Best, stranger, I mean, how have you been? Come on.

Topics: Relationships, Comedy

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