Satirical charity infomercial for men from @chloe.longname
The creator begins by seriously refuting accusations of being a "man hater," then pivots into a satirical announcement for a new charity. She absurdly proposes stealing hair from children with cancer to give to short, bald men, framing it as a parody of a charity infomercial, complete with sad music, a montage of famous bald men, and a fake donation number.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
I have been falsely accused of being a man hater, a misandrist, a femcel. That's disgusting and untrue. I actually have a friend that's a man and a grandpa. He's my grandpa. I just wanna make everything right. So I'm starting a charity for men where instead of donating hair to kids with cancer, we're going to steal hair from kids with cancer and give it to those who suffer worst, five foot seven bald guys. For just $19.99 a month, your generous gift can help a bald depressed 33 year old man slam