Animal detective noir parody skit from @chloe.longname
The creator performs a multi-character skit parodying a detective show. They portray a cat-like deputy confronting a drunk dog detective about his morning drinking, who is then reprimanded by their corrupt pig sheriff about a high-profile, unsolved 'Kitty Killer' case, ending on a series of cliffhanger questions.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
It's 9AM, detective puppy. I'm grieving. You're grieving my real dead wife. If she's so real, then what was her name? Her name was Dee. Dee ceased. What is wrong with you? Are you a cat? Yes. Because you're acting like a female dog. Yeah. Well, you're not a good boy. You fucked me up. Detected puppy, a word? Yes, tier, biggie. Rank bastard. How is the investigation going? I'm right on KidKiller's tail. I can feel it. You know, my reelection campaign is coming up. Okay. But first, what's the diff
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