Satirical dating rules presentation list from @thatzonaguy
The creator, acting as a presenter, delivers a satirical 'Ted Talk' style presentation outlining '2026 Strict Dating Rules for Guys.' He uses a pointer to go through a series of slides on a TV, listing eight humorous and exaggerated deal-breakers for men in dating, such as a partner having too many bad days or going on trips without them. He concludes by framing these rules as a way for men to 'stay safe' in the dating world.
Creator: @thatzonaguy on Instagram
Transcript
Today, we have twenty twenty six strict dating rules for guys. And violation of any of these rules is grounds for immediate termination. We're not playing around this year, guys. We're all down to business. Rule number one, has a bad day more than 25% of the year. You're gone. What are you sad all the time for? Rule number two, Miami, Nashville, Mexico trip without you. Safe travels, you're gone. Rule number three, out on any body of water when she doesn't own a better. Bon voyage. Because whose
Topics: Dating, Relationships, Comedy, Satire
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