Satirical TED talk ranking women's behaviors from @thatzonaguy
The creator, posing as a TED Talk speaker, presents a satirical, numbered list of five female activities that he claims "count as multiple bodies." He goes through each point from five to one, assigning an arbitrary and escalating "body count" to behaviors like using the word "manifestation," having a Bible verse in an Instagram bio, or hugging a bouncer, providing humorous and misogynistic justifications for each.
Creator: @thatzonaguy on Instagram
Transcript
Today we have five activities that count as multiple bodies. I had a follower DM me and rank if a woman sucking dick counts as a bad, and I would say no. But there's many more activities out here that count as multiple bodies. In the five spot we have any woman using the word manifestation that counts as two bodies. Because women say dumb shit like, oh, I'm gonna manifest myself a nice dinner, and it's just a dude who saw their Instagram and sent them at the end. Like, you didn't do anything spe
Topics: Dating, Relationships, Comedy, Satire
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