Dark humor holiday music video from @chloe.longname
The creator performs a satirical music video parody of a Christmas carol. She starts by being woken up by a Santa-like voice calling her "naughty," then launches into a song titled "Happy Harlotdays" where she sings sexually suggestive and darkly humorous lyrics about Christmas and New Year's, using various festive backdrops and props, before ending with a threatening and comedic promise for the future.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
You have been very naughty Chloe long name. What? Who should that? Aww. Cole? What did I even do? Best. Slut. Christmas slut. His candy cane is on my butt. My sugar plums are sitting high. The tree is trimmed, the chimney's tag. Skag, skag, New Year's skank. My old Einstein is smelling rain. Tag is frosting in the dark one. Ham on big one, I inquire. Happy Harlidge Day. Happy Harlidge Day. When Merry Christmas feels too sore. Happy Harlidge Day. Happy Harlidge Day. Day. When it's a no year, same
Topics: Comedy, Music, Satire, Entertainment