Mom's rapid-fire college anxiety skit from @leightonwrites
The creator portrays a mother experiencing a comedic spiral of anxiety about her child leaving for college. She rapidly cycles through a series of impulsive ideas, including starting new careers, making drastic home and personal appearance changes, and worrying about everything her son has never experienced. The monologue then shifts to irrational fears and "what if" scenarios about his well-being at college, before concluding with the vulnerable admission that her real fear is whether she herself will be okay.
Creator: @leightonwrites on Instagram
Transcript
I'm starting a business. I'm getting my real estate license. I'm gonna start doing crafts. I'm going back to school. We should get a lake house. We should put in a pool. I'm getting highlights. I'm gonna get extensions. I'm getting bangs. He's never seen the Great Barrier Reef. He's never seen the Great Pyramid. He's never seen the Great White Shark. He's never seen the Great Wall Of China. He's never seen Beverly Hills Cop. We need a bigger car. You should reverse your vasectomy. I'm getting Bo
Topics: Comedy, Relationships, Lifestyle
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