Satirical future lifestyle advice list from @amyangel666

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How to be hot in 2026. Dress well, but don't overdo trends. Decenter men better hobby. Have European chic, overtalk, overcaffeinate, smoke, cappuccino, and Americana only. Talk to every person like they are the most interesting person you've ever best, especially if they're nothing like you. Stop pretending. If you have a record player, you never use throw it out. If you have a bookshelf with books in it, you never use throw it out. Nobody cares. You don't need to have these hobbies. Be woke bet