Singing comedic Christmas parody song from @chloe.longname
The creator performs an original comedic parody song about Christmas, using provocative lyrics to satirize holiday tropes. She sings directly to the camera with lyric text overlays, transitioning through verses about 'sugar plums' and 'candy canes' before delivering a dark comedic twist about the upcoming year.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
Slut, slut, Christmas slut. His candy cane is off my butt. My sugar plums are sitting high. The tree's trimmed to the chimney tight. Skake, skake, near skake. My old lines are now smelling red. Jack is frosting in the dark. One hand will pick one, I'm Clark. Happy Harlot Days. Happy Harlot Day. May Christmas feels too so warm. Happy Harlot Day. Happy Harlot Day. If it's
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