Surreal monologue about worms and sleep from @chloe.longname
The creator starts by twisting the "early bird" idiom to justify staying up late, then pivots to validating her inverted 6 AM to 6 PM sleep schedule. The monologue quickly spirals into absurdity as she claims having hundreds of worms under her bed is normal, concluding with a surreal confession about worms in her brain controlling her.
Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram
Transcript
Yes. The early bird gets the worse. But if the late bird stays up late enough, the late bird can beat the early bird to the worm and the late bird actually gets the worm. So, in conclusion, it's healthy for me to go to bed at 6AM and wake up at 6PM, and I don't have to stop. I never have to stop. And also in conclusion, it's it's normal to have 700 worms under your bed. 800 worms under your bed is normal because you guys are slow and I'm fast. And also and also as well, worse in my mouth and in
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