Rant about restaurant sparkler service from @gstaadguy

The creator delivers a passionate comedic rant against loud champagne bottle service in restaurants. He alternates between speaking into a microphone, showing viral footage of a 'sparkling ship' parade, and acting out a skit where he tries to enjoy a quiet lunch while being interrupted by the chaos, ultimately pleading for the trend to stop.

Creator: @gstaadguy on Instagram

Transcript

No this, this I would not wish on my worst enemy. Just imagine trying to enjoy a lunch and a ship filled with sparkling champagne bottles begins to invade your meal. You're about to put a bite into your mouth in silence. The techno turns up. The sparklers flare and all those around you start jumping and dancing on tables, ruining the moment entirely. So although I do enjoy a song or two with some dancing here and there, please keep your sparkling shit away from my lunch.

Topics: Restaurant, Lifestyle, Comedy

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