Skit impersonating mom's house rules from @julia.dicesare
The creator performs a comedic skit impersonating her mother immediately after she has moved back home. The 'mom' character rapidly cycles through a series of complaints and new house rules, scolding her for leaving shoes out, turning her old bedroom into a 'loom room,' dictating a strict weekly meal plan, and demonstrating how to properly load the dishwasher, all while delivering a frantic, high-energy monologue.
Creator: @julia.dicesare on TikTok
Transcript
If you want to live here, you have to clean up your shit. Because you're too busy making a TikTok to put your shoes away. Worse is my loom room. Mondays, we eat chicken. I know it used to be your bedroom, but now it's my loom room. Tuesdays, turkey chili. You just come home from college and you're stuck. It's like you just blew up in that house. Thursday, we go vegan. Don't touch my loom. This constant shit everywhere. Friday, you fend for yourself. I don't cook on Fridays. This is a plate. Plat
Topics: Comedy, Relationships
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