Relatable pre-date internal monologue skit from @julia.dicesare

Name: Relatable pre-date internal monologue skit from @julia.dicesare
Uploaded: 2025-03-10T20:32:44.000Z
Duration: 59 s
Channel: julia.dicesare
Description: The creator performs a comedic skit portraying the chaotic internal monologue of a woman getting ready for a first date. She cycles through various stages of apathy, cynicism, romantic fantasy, and panic, from deciding not to shave to planning their future wedding, before realizing at the last second that she forgot to shave as her date arrives.

The creator performs a comedic skit portraying the chaotic internal monologue of a woman getting ready for a first date. She cycles through various stages of apathy, cynicism, romantic fantasy, and panic, from deciding not to shave to planning their future wedding, before realizing at the last second that she forgot to shave as her date arrives.

Creator: @julia.dicesare on TikTok

Transcript

You know what? I'm not shaving for this one. That's how little I rank. Because what? He's gonna put on a t shirt and he's gonna be like, I care so much. I put on a t shirt for you. Oh, that's really nice. Worst case, free dinner. Best case, we get a small house in the country, and we have a son named Leonard. You know? It's low pressure. Mentally prepared for zero questions to be asked. It's gonna be like my day with Kevin. Remember, he was like, bouldering changed my life. Yeah. It did. It made

Topics: Dating, Comedy, Relationships

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