Car salesman's Halloween-themed monologue from @calgarymercedesbenz
A car salesman from a Mercedes-Benz dealership delivers a Halloween-themed monologue, presenting a series of satirical one-liners about dating, men's shortcomings, and the benefits of owning a Benz. He moves through various locations in the showroom, including sitting in a convertible and his office, where he engages in a short skit involving a phone call from the 'Scream' character, before concluding with more comedic advice.
Creator: @calgarymercedesbenz on TikTok
Transcript
Hey, Pookie. It's spooky season, and the only thing spooking me is his hairline and that credit score. Trick or treat? More like block and delete. Hey, Mercedes. Who's the baddest of them all? Spoiler alert. It's me. You can ask a man for nothing, and he still wouldn't have it. But this Benz has everything you need. Park Assist. So there's no more jump scares like your mother-in-law showing up uninvited again. Hello? What's your favorite scary movie? Ew. Who is this? Why are you breathing so hea
Topics: Automotive, Comedy, Advertising, Dating
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