Comedy sketch about absurd dating from @julia.dicesare

A woman asks her partner a 'would you rather' question, leading to the shocking revelation that he is a necrophiliac. The video then cuts to her on a park bench, discussing the absurd logistical and sexual implications of this with her friend, culminating in them calling him on the phone to ask for clarification.

Creator: @julia.dicesare on TikTok

Transcript

Would you rather be single or dead? I'd rather be single and you best dead. Oh. Sorry. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. Okay. Good. What I meant is I'm rank necrophiliac. Right? And so that would kinda be ideal. Okay. You slept with him? Yeah. Why are you judging me? Oh, I absolutely get to judge you for this. Are you kidding me? What about that time you slept with your dentist? That's not weird. I like it when he puts his fingers in my mouth. Woah. That's not a crazy jump. It's

Topics: Comedy, Dating, Relationships

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