Comedic coffee shop order skit from @thenitrobar

Name: Comedic coffee shop order skit from @thenitrobar
Uploaded: 2026-06-02T15:52:17.000Z
Duration: 78 s
Channel: thenitrobar
Description: A customer tells a barista she's constipated and asks for a drink to help. The barista responds by creating a comically oversized chocolate malt latte float in a giant martini glass, detailing the absurd process step-by-step. The video concludes with both the barista and the customer laughing and trying to drink the massive beverage together.

A customer tells a barista she's constipated and asks for a drink to help. The barista responds by creating a comically oversized chocolate malt latte float in a giant martini glass, detailing the absurd process step-by-step. The video concludes with both the barista and the customer laughing and trying to drink the massive beverage together.

Creator: @thenitrobar on TikTok

Transcript

Haven't pooped in three days. What would you make to make me poop? I think I'm gonna make you an extra extra large chocolate malt better. Float. Float latte. Well, let's fucking try it. Some chocolate malt syrup. Just a dab. Eight shots of espresso I got. Oh. Yes. A little whisk. Oh, she's just gonna love this. She better be running to the bathroom. Milky. Oh my god. It looks perfect. Best like me. The best treatment for miss Audrey. For our Miss Tier, which is very risky for me because she's br

Topics: Coffee, Beverages, Comedy

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