Comedic rant about dating life from @oldfashonedhussle

Name: Comedic rant about dating life from @oldfashonedhussle
Uploaded: 2026-05-06T00:51:18.000Z
Duration: 78 s
Channel: oldfashonedhussle
Description: The creator delivers a comedic monologue detailing her recent life updates. She starts by discussing a recent meetup with her ex, then pivots to her frustrating experiences on dating apps, including dealing with non-believers, unwanted advances, and culturally misaligned conversations, before concluding with a direct message to someone she has blocked.

The creator delivers a comedic monologue detailing her recent life updates. She starts by discussing a recent meetup with her ex, then pivots to her frustrating experiences on dating apps, including dealing with non-believers, unwanted advances, and culturally misaligned conversations, before concluding with a direct message to someone she has blocked.

Creator: @oldfashonedhussle on TikTok

Transcript

Yes. I did hang out with my ex. It went beautifully. Bad news, she's still fine as shit. Fuck. I was hoping she'd be, like, bald or toothless or something. Most unfortunate because it's quite the opposite. Hair, long skin, glowing. Good news. She's on a flight back home. We're just friends. Nothing happened. God made sure of that. I got my period. Won't he do it? I have been on dating apps for the past forty eight hours, though. Here's what has happened. Half of y'all don't believe it's me, and

Topics: Dating, Comedy, Relationships, LGBTQ+ Culture

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