Deadpan confession about holding grudges from @couldbaret

Name: Deadpan confession about holding grudges from @couldbaret
Uploaded: 2026-03-18T20:06:35.000Z
Duration: 23 s
Channel: couldbaret
Description: The creator opens with a sarcastic denial of holding grudges before immediately pivoting to a deadpan confession of his petty nature. He then escalates the comedic narrative by describing the exaggerated physical symptoms he experiences if he doesn't act like a 'hater' daily, concluding with a metaphor about actively choosing the 'low road'.

The creator opens with a sarcastic denial of holding grudges before immediately pivoting to a deadpan confession of his petty nature. He then escalates the comedic narrative by describing the exaggerated physical symptoms he experiences if he doesn't act like a 'hater' daily, concluding with a metaphor about actively choosing the 'low road'.

Creator: @couldbaret on TikTok

Transcript

I would never hold a grudge. I would and actively do. I wish I was one of those people who wasn't bothered by anything, but unfortunately, I have the heart of a hater. I wake up, and I need to say at least one spiteful thing a day, or it throws my whole equilibrium off like a fish out of water. I get the shakes and a fever. It's not a good look. They've been telling me that the high road is prettier rank the low road is pettier, but I've never been one for taking the scenic route. Come on.

Topics: Comedy, Social Behavior, Mindset

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