Stand-up routine about Chipotle hacks from @netflixisajoke

Name: Stand-up routine about Chipotle hacks from @netflixisajoke
Uploaded: 2025-06-10T13:00:00.000Z
Duration: 138 s
Channel: netflixisajoke
Description: The comedian delivers a stand-up routine recounting a stressful lunch at Chipotle with his brother. He acts out his brother's embarrassing and manipulative hacks to get extra beans and food, escalating the story to a comedic climax about them being denied entry to heaven for running a 'bean scheme'.

The comedian delivers a stand-up routine recounting a stressful lunch at Chipotle with his brother. He acts out his brother's embarrassing and manipulative hacks to get extra beans and food, escalating the story to a comedic climax about them being denied entry to heaven for running a 'bean scheme'.

Creator: @netflixisajoke on Instagram

Transcript

Bad a stressful lunch recently. I got lunch with my brother. We got Chipotle. I hadn't seen him for a long time. It was the first time that I realized my better, he's very embarrassing at Chipotle. He's embarrassing there because he's one of these people. He's got all these weird Chipotle hacks to get more Chipotle. You ever meet someone like this? He's got all these hacks. He's like, dude, you gotta get a bowl. You gotta get a bowl and get more food with a bowl. I'm like, this is Chipotle. How

Topics: Comedy, Entertainment, Food

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