Satirical TED Talk dating advice from @thatzonaguy

The creator delivers a satirical 'TED Talk' on dating advice, using a TV screen as a presentation slide to argue that any response from a woman that isn't an enthusiastic 'yes' should be interpreted as a 'no.' He provides examples of ambiguous answers to treat as rejections and concludes by advising men to move on to save time and avoid confusion.

Creator: @thatzonaguy on Instagram

Transcript

Today we have, if it's not a yes, it's a no. A lot of you guys out there, you take bullshit answers to the questions you rank, instead of just knowing the answer from what she said. Now, what does this apply to you ask? Asking a woman on a date, asking a woman to hang out, asking a woman for literally anything. If the answer to your question is no, yes, absolutely, I'm down, it's a no. If she says maybe, it's a no. If she says, oh, I'll have to see, it's a no. Oh, if she says, I have to see what

Topics: Dating, Relationships, Comedy, Self-Improvement

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