Relatable dating rant using metaphors from @maxmanticof_
The creator delivers a direct-to-camera monologue arguing that being a 'fun' person makes dating more difficult because he has the ability to salvage a boring date, which clouds his judgment of the other person. He uses a series of extended sports and academic metaphors—such as grading the date on a curve and scoring points in garbage time—to humorously illustrate his point about carrying the conversational weight.
Creator: @maxmanticof_ on Instagram
Transcript
Dating is so much harder if you're, like, a good time. Like, I'm a fun guy, so it's hard for me to go on a date that's really bad. Like, silly people don't go on bad dates because if you're boring, we're still gonna make the best of this. Like, now the date is graded on a curve. Like, yeah, the class performed poorly. You're the class. But I'm going to ride a Citibank home, and everyone's gonna get a 100. Like, we might be down 20, but I'm still dropping 30 points in garbage time and showing up
Topics: Dating, Relationships, Comedy