Alien skit about Chick-fil-A obsession from @dangerbean_55
The creator performs a scripted skit playing two alien characters, a subordinate and a commander named Master Blork. The subordinate questions the logic of their mission, pointing out that UFO sightings correlate geographically with Chick-fil-A locations, exposing the commander's obsession with waffle fries. When confronted, the commander attempts to deflect with a dramatic, philosophical monologue about human nature, which the subordinate immediately dismisses as a distraction tactic.
Creator: @dangerbean_55 on Instagram
Transcript
Master Blork, can I talk to you for a sec? Private zoo. What is it? We've just been doing the spying on the humans thing for a while now and Yes. Why are they seeing us? What do you mean? They're just always seeing us. It's they call them UFO settings. Why are they seeing us? Well, we're here. I mean, they're gonna they're gonna see us once I'm on. We we literally can move the speed of light and teleport through different dimensions. We can do this without being seen. Why are we just flying arou
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