Absurd skit about mermaid pheromones from @chloe.longname

Name: Absurd skit about mermaid pheromones from @chloe.longname
Uploaded: 2025-05-20T19:33:42.000Z
Channel: chloe.longname
Description: The creator performs a surreal skit playing multiple characters, including a beachgoer and a mermaid, engaging in nonsensical dialogue about pheromones and dolphins, culminating in a bizarre interaction with a turtle and a playful threat.

The creator performs a surreal skit playing multiple characters, including a beachgoer and a mermaid, engaging in nonsensical dialogue about pheromones and dolphins, culminating in a bizarre interaction with a turtle and a playful threat.

Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram

Transcript

Ew. That dolphin stings. Ew. That's pure pheromones, you're whiffing idiot. And I'm not a dolphin. I'm a mermaid. Oh, man. I've never seen a dolphin. What am I gonna tell my friends now? Wait till they hear about all this. Come closer, baby girl. I don't bite. That's not cool. Who cares? Turtles are jerks. Don't throw bottles at me. That's what turtles sound like. I'm going over here now. Wait. Going home on a Saturday. What's waiting for me beyond? What's a girl upside down? What's a girl insid

Topics: Comedy, Entertainment

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