Satirical dating advice for eSIM ad from @gstaadguy

Name: Satirical dating advice for eSIM ad from @gstaadguy
Uploaded: 2025-11-20T17:46:45.000Z
Channel: gstaadguy
Description: The creator uses the popular 'if he wanted to he would' dating trope to satirically promote Saily eSIMs. He lists absurd alternatives to calling, like writing letters, to prove that with Saily's global roaming, lack of signal is no longer a valid excuse for not reaching out.

The creator uses the popular 'if he wanted to he would' dating trope to satirically promote Saily eSIMs. He lists absurd alternatives to calling, like writing letters, to prove that with Saily's global roaming, lack of signal is no longer a valid excuse for not reaching out.

Creator: @gstaadguy on Instagram

Transcript

He's not too busy to call you better he's traveling around the world every few days like me or staying put in one place. If he wanted to call you, he worse. And although you can't expect him to have a Salism card and mobile phone, he can write a letter, use a landline somewhere, or even get a global Salism card if he really wanted to reach out. With no excuses about being too busy, not having signal, and not being able to roam. After all, as I've always said, if he wanted to, he would because.

Topics: Dating, Travel, Tech, Comedy

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